$15.00
The last time I screamed was when I came face-to-face with a dead, poisoned rat in my friend's garage, but I think that seeing a pink-skinned creature with gold teeth and no pants in the middle of grooming his mop of white hair would've done the trick just as well.
(Don't expect any dead-rat belts soon.)
44” (adjustable) canvas belt with sliding-bolt buckle. Brown fabric with silver metal buckle and minty “Linty Fresh” logo print!