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The Snurfing Iceman

$22.00

Atop the slopes of Crystal Peak
And near the wooded ring,
They say there dwells a matted beast
An awful, horrid thing.

It sails atop a blood-red blade
That slices as it goes
They say it's looking for its prey
(Some say for its foes)

Some have said that it's a monster
Born of different beasts
One that flew and one that sauntered
Both which liked to feast

Some say once it was a man
Who gradually was changed
(Lurking snowpeaks without a plan
Made him go deranged)

But I'm the only one that knows
The truth about the beast:
He's just looking for powdery snow
And it's there on Crystal Peak.

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